Plumbing Jokes & Memes: 24 of our favorites

Plumbing is rough, exhausting work and every so often you need a break to kick back, relax, and have a good laugh. So we rounded up our 24 favorite plumbing jokes and memes to brighten your day. Each one has social sharing links, so feel free to share this article or post your favorite meme!

1. But I see the HVAC guys do it all the time…

Nailed it

Plumbing Meme: But I see the HVAC guys do it all the time...


2. Somebody waited their whole life to write this serial number

Imagine calling to check on your warranty.

Plumbing Meme: Somebody waited their whole life to write this serial number


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3. My reaction when the customer tells me they installed their own faucet

Youtube certified plumber

Plumbing Meme: My reaction when the customer tells me they installed their own faucet


4. Day one with a new tool vs. day two

That’s organized if we’re being honest

Plumbing Meme: Day one with a new tool vs. day two


5. That feeling after you absolutely nail an emergency service call and save the day but your family has no clue what you’re talking about

Raise your hand if your spouse could probably pass the journeyman’s test.

Plumbing Meme: That feeling after you absolutely nail an emergency service call and save the day but your family has no clue what you're talking about


6. Electricians, spotting a tub: Is this a trash can?

Truth Hertz

Plumbing Meme: Electricians, spotting a tub: Is this a trash can?


7. When you let your helper help

See also: Before the unexpected speed bump vs. after the unexpected speed bump

Plumbing Meme: When you let your helper help


8. When a plumber goes into carpentry

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

Plumbing Meme: When a plumber goes into carpentry


9. When your helper moonlights as spider-man

And when the homeowner tries to fix it before calling you

Plumbing Meme: When your helper moonlights as spider-man


10. When you’re the only guy on the crew that can fit into the crawlspace

Never be the smallest guy on the team

Plumbing Meme: When you're the only guy on the crew that can fit into the crawlspace


11. When your helper won’t stop back-talking you

Prank idea: Toss one of these into your tools for the apprentice to find


12. You think stepping on a lego is bad? Try kneeling on one of these.

I’ll take the lego any day

Plumbing Meme: You think stepping on a lego is bad? Try kneeling on one of these.


13. Be a plumber! Because yoga costs a fortune

70% of plumbing is just twisting yourself into weird positions

Plumbing Meme: Be a plumber! Because yoga costs a fortune



14. My customer explaining how they’re on their second divorce and entire financial situation while I’m just there for a basic repair

“Oh, wow.” – Me, about 12 times during the repair

Plumbing Meme: My customer explaining how they're on their second divorce and entire financial situation while I'm just there for a basic repair


15. It’s an apprenticeship! Stop telling people I’m being potty trained.

Eventually your apprentice just sighs in defeat while you’re talking to a customer knowing it’s coming.

Plumbing Meme: It's an apprenticeship! Stop telling people I'm being potty trained.


16. Cottonelle Flushable Wipes: Tested With Plumbers

They knew exactly what they were doing


17. When the customer wants you to come fix what the cheaper guy did

There need to be degrees in reverse engineering

Plumbing Meme: Cottonelle Flushable Wipes: Tested With Plumbers


18. Customer > Me > Home Depot

The circle of life

Plumbing Meme: When the customer wants you to come fix what the cheaper guy did


19. Having a good woman is great but when you find a good helper, hold on to him!

Cherish him

Plumbing Meme: Having a good woman is great but when you find a good helper, hold on to him


20. We can’t eat here! Did you see the bathroom’s grout lines?

You’re really going to trust a restaurant like that?

Plumbing Meme: We can't eat here! Did you see the bathroom's grout lines?


21. What you caulkin’ bout Willis

Let’s caulk it out

Plumbing Meme: What you caulkin' bout Willis


22. If you loved your service today, it would help us out if you review your experience on Yelp.

Customer: Suddenly, I can’t read.

Plumbing Meme: If you loved your service today, it would help us out if you review your experience on Yelp


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23. I could have done it myself but I just don’t have the time

Everyone thinks they’re a plumber until it’s time to do plumbing

Plumbing Meme: I could have done it myself but I just don't have the time


24. Doc, I feel like I’m getting old but I’m only 30.

Plumbing years work like dog years.

Plumbing Meme: Doc, I feel like I'm getting old but I'm only 30.


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