Plumbing is rough, exhausting work and every so often you need a break to kick back, relax, and have a good laugh. So we rounded up our 24 favorite plumbing jokes and memes to brighten your day. Each one has social sharing links, so feel free to share this article or post your favorite meme!
1. But I see the HVAC guys do it all the time...
2. Somebody waited their whole life to write this serial number
Imagine calling to check on your warranty.
3. My reaction when the customer tells me they installed their own faucet
Youtube certified plumber
4. Day one with a new tool vs. day two
That's organized if we're being honest
5. That feeling after you absolutely nail an emergency service call and save the day but your family has no clue what you're talking about
Raise your hand if your spouse could probably pass the journeyman's test.
6. Electricians, spotting a tub: Is this a trash can?
7. When you let your helper help
See also: Before the unexpected speed bump vs. after the unexpected speed bump
8. When a plumber goes into carpentry
Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.
9. When your helper moonlights as spider-man
And when the homeowner tries to fix it before calling you
10. When you're the only guy on the crew that can fit into the crawlspace
Never be the smallest guy on the team
11. When your helper won't stop back-talking you
Prank idea: Toss one of these into your tools for the apprentice to find
12. You think stepping on a lego is bad? Try kneeling on one of these.
I'll take the lego any day
13. Be a plumber! Because yoga costs a fortune
70% of plumbing is just twisting yourself into weird positions
14. My customer explaining how they're on their second divorce and entire financial situation while I'm just there for a basic repair
"Oh, wow." - Me, about 12 times during the repair
15. It's an apprenticeship! Stop telling people I'm being potty trained.
Eventually your apprentice just sighs in defeat while you're talking to a customer knowing it's coming.
16. Cottonelle Flushable Wipes: Tested With Plumbers
They knew exactly what they were doing
17. When the customer wants you to come fix what the cheaper guy did
There need to be degrees in reverse engineering
18. Customer > Me > Home Depot
The circle of life
19. Having a good woman is great but when you find a good helper, hold on to him!
20. We can't eat here! Did you see the bathroom's grout lines?
You're really going to trust a restaurant like that?
21. What you caulkin' bout Willis
Let's caulk it out
22. If you loved your service today, it would help us out if you review your experience on Yelp.
Customer: Suddenly, I can't read.
23. I could have done it myself but I just don't have the time
Everyone thinks they're a plumber until it's time to do plumbing
24. Doc, I feel like I'm getting old but I'm only 30.